Hello. I’m Brandon. Did you know there are so many things on the internet? Let me show them to you.Tumblr (3.0; @cootiekid)http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a783ce00a5e69eabe20825bedf37b4b2/tumblr_mmsjfl5J3i1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Heed my call!</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/50418985708http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/50418985708Tue, 14 May 2013 09:42:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7254466314ca64ff9a58f1383bb96230/tumblr_mmn1sr2wwa1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Catwoman</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/50167370366http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/50167370366Sat, 11 May 2013 10:34:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a64d85cc724d87979e02a5694826898/tumblr_mmk08rBy7i1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bizarro</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/50045085293http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/50045085293Thu, 09 May 2013 19:07:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93bbba503d98dae768a8bf805b8221fd/tumblr_mmgmwgACoE1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me and my friends are gonna kick your ass!</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49908977025http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49908977025Tue, 07 May 2013 23:26:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d0737d1e2f3d36fcb09ff4d1ab34c3a/tumblr_mmfri5IJW41qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What’s everyone else up to today?</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49860310057http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49860310057Tue, 07 May 2013 12:08:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/065a1e904902f7d1987a2c804088685b/tumblr_mmek1jKIbf1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Boy of Steel</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49814877291http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49814877291Mon, 06 May 2013 20:29:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4b773a3c9e032189588690a526b80c9/tumblr_mma2f8r0761qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My “Only Child Uncle Tour” has reached New England!</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49593375633http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49593375633Sat, 04 May 2013 10:18:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d87502cbc78af828b1e93503a741883/tumblr_mm8bdyMsBZ1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Amateur Food Porn</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49516557102http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49516557102Fri, 03 May 2013 11:37:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c80d56b805b7e2ccb73c57b403752c6/tumblr_mm2vm2zTnd1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The sweetest/most obnoxious thing I’ve ever seen in a Subway station that smells like pee.</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49266871355http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49266871355Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:08:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/242acee871c990c95f401bb923cf4931/tumblr_mm1a6vahHe1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NYC Graffiti: It’s subversive!</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49199820851http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/49199820851Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:28:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8f82078c8d03265f002dfb9e0564c95/tumblr_mlvx17IWXH1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wolverine will tickle your tummy, bub.</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48960355630http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48960355630Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:55:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89c42a4ffa4bf303b7d63a284b63a0ce/tumblr_mlv2t6lD461qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Does whatever a spider can…</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48924167661http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48924167661Fri, 26 Apr 2013 08:03:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/897c96c4ca2fa26d8756e411150ecefd/tumblr_mlshd87WpI1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Inside Amy Schumer.</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48823874803http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48823874803Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:24:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/638c60c7f6fbf5516379ffa1b4923265/tumblr_mlsf0svJgI1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me & Maggie Champagne enjoy comedy.</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48819331162http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48819331162Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:34:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b3093ec2f0c9920da0d2a58dd26b6ea/tumblr_mlq9l3qfYz1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FUNacho all day, baby.</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48720664655http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48720664655Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:41:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1144d5bbafb6eebdcd4c9d135af65445/tumblr_mlq5jiFQCX1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mister Kent</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48713776294http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48713776294Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:14:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f2f3af5a1093e81c009b6d106ecc2f9/tumblr_mlpqz1MDtL1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ke$ha’s dark touch has creeped into the lives of our children.</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48695546346http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48695546346Tue, 23 Apr 2013 10:59:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/349d3dd06932967956509d287fb92c30/tumblr_mlpk4ycNRy1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My most prized possession (that sits in my parent’s basement).</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48689333429http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48689333429Tue, 23 Apr 2013 08:31:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94feb2addeaa0fb82913d57ee5e266b5/tumblr_mlos78CTZm1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Orko</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48663867973http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48663867973Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:28:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2033d624ba5c9e56fe163c3701bc7fb2/tumblr_mlo0tmsT9y1qfrvhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is horrific.</p>http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48619471305http://cootiekid.tumblr.com/post/48619471305Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:36:57 -0400